“Life Quotes” Part 46

Now THIS is what the-fuck I’m talking about. Bukowski, baby; BUKOWSKI!!!

“I didn’t realize it was only going to be a piece of paper.” [My daughter Penny said this yesterday after winning a 'Leadership' award, one of two chosen by her teacher. Not too fuckin' shabby! Or, I guess if you ask Penny, pretty fuckin' shabby! I guess that trophy she got in soccer, for playing, spoiled her?]

“I’ll never play the viola again.” [Newspaper columnist Alexandra Jacobs apparently thought this upon hurting her fingers in an immersion blender (nope, I don't know what one is either, but I'm a dude).]

 ”We’ve developed a national paralysis that’s driven by all of us waiting for someone else to do something.” [Bill Simon, president and CEO of Wal-Mart's U.S. business, said Tuesday at an annual retail industry convention in New York. Wal-Mart is taking measures to stimulate the U.S. economy, it says; one of the pillars of its plan is to hire 100,000 veterans.]

“There are human factors to being governor and governing that are equally important when you’re taking care of the vulnerable and the middle class.” [Republican Gov. Rick Scott was recently told this by  Rep. Daryl Rouson, D-St. Petersburg, regarding the Florida governor's refusal to implement the Affordable Care Act and election atrocities enacted in the state.]

 ”When it comes to turtles, we bend over backward to do whatever we can whenever we can.” [Lou Browning said this during a North Carolina search for cold-stunned turtles. No word on what Mr. Browning does for humans.]