“Life Quotes” Part 43

Yeah bro, paintin’ is rad.

“There’s a lot more interest in any and everything they’re talking about banning.” [Will Michael, apparently a random dude at a gun show, offered this interesting comment about what gun lovers are out to purchase.]

“I’m sorry to say, I’m ashamed, that we did have intimate relations.” [Retired educator Dawn Baer testified that she had sex with suspected killer (and pastor!) Arthur Schirmer less than a few weeks after Schirmer's wife of more than 30 years died under suspicious circumstances.]

“Cost is a factor.” [Barbara Kemmis, the executive director of the Cremation Association of North America in Wheeling, Ill., said this of the rise in cremations in her state.]

“In fact, we sent out a shipment of brains to the University of Texas at Austin last week via UPS.” [Paul Dudek, director of the Anatomical Gift Association of Illinois, which supplies cadavers and body parts to medical schools in the state for training students, said this after explaining why a shipment of 18 heads, routed through a public airport, is perfectly normal.]

“Many security professionals with whom we spoke reacted to the Y-12 accident with extreme embarrassment and, as in my own case, perplexity.” [Former Lockheed Martin CEO Norm Augustine wrote this in a letter to Energy Secretary Steven Chu after three protesters, one of them an 82-year-old nun, were able to break into the Y-12 nuclear weapons plant in Knoxville, Tenn.]