When I get a record in the mail, unwrap it carefully (I once damaged a De Facto LP badly in the process of unsheathing it from a sturdy length of cardboard) and place it on my turntable, I immediately begin thinking of band names I’ll be able to reference.
I know: It bugs the HELL out of musicians a lot of the time because y’all think — misguidedly in all cases — the stuff you write can’t be pigeonholed or categorized. But trust me, it can, and beyond that, I’m not comparing you to other bands because I suspect you’re deriving your material from them. The purpose of comparisons is simple: My job as a reviewer/critic/enthusiast is to foreshadow as best I can the nature of the music I’m evaluating.
Doing it without mentioning peers/like-mindeds/kindred spirits would be 97 percent tougher. It would probably be like my day job, where I write headlines — summarizing yards of type in four words or less — and proof stories and design pages. That’s NOT what I want to be doing on my free time, laboring. If you’re going to force me to write reviews bereft of comparisons why don’t you force me to sit on your waterboard while you’re at it? Why don’t you just cut of my balls and hold them in front of me, laughing? Why don’t you just get a picture taken with them like a fisherman after a mighty-fine catch? Why don’t you just sit there while I bleed to death, writhing in agony? HUH? HUH?
Now that I’ve spent far too much time pouting, I’ll jump into the subject at hand: Lougow‘s Dull Thicket. This is a sundazed-crazy one-man band from Washington state that has been causing my brain to blurt out the names of bands I haven’t thought about in awhile, such as:
- Danielson
- Panoply Academy Legionnaires/Glee Club/etc. (one of my all-time flavorites)
- Akron/Family
- super-old Modest Mouse material
- Rapider Than Horsepower (great Racebannon side project)
- The Unicorns (though admittedly I’ll use any excuse to bring the ‘Corns up)
- The Detachment Kit (ooooh, finely one you probably haven’t heard of!)
- strangely, certain grunge bands pop into mind, but I’ll just leave that to your imagination





















