I hate posting videos. I hate it when bloggers post a video, write a short paragraph, and act like they’ve contributed something to readers that can’t be found on YouTube with a single click. (I’m not trying to playa-hate but if you post a video you’d better flesh that shit out.)
Well listen, folks — you actually CAN’T find this video — by mysterious folk/prog collective Sylvester Anfang II, apparently taking the Amon Duul II route, on YouTube, and besides that it’s totally and completely shit-bonkers crazy beyond any measure you think you can apply.
Seen a snuff film recently? This is weirder. A fan of poo porn? That’s nothing …
This is like several of my childhood fears realized and swirled into a horror smoothie: Old Dr. Who re-runs, Eyes Wide Shut, the old ’80s flick Dragon Slayer, episodes of Nova where gross things happen, grainy instructional-film footage, ancient U.K. movies and Faces of Death. Or maybe a terrifying visit to the doctor’s office, complete with forceps. Yuk.
I don’t even know what this is supposed to be. It sounds like one of those Animal Collective loops but it isn’t looped; all I know is that it’s associated with the spook-prog band Sylvester Anfang II and that I’ve seen SA’s latest 2XLP at the record store.
Now that I’ve seen this rank fucking shit I’m definitely, definitely buying it. I’m sick like that.
Ok that is all. Be sure to watch this twice right before you go to bed and then repeat “Bloody Mary, come get me” five times.
Awesomeness!!!
